Recently too busy with studies, but anyway I'll post something. I think most people knew this joke already.
Q: Who is the most stupid person in the world?
A: Superman, because he wears underwear outside his pants.
Q: Who is more stupid than Superman?
A: Batman, because not only he wears underwear outside his pants, he also wears underwear on his head.
Q: Who is more stupid than Batman?
A: Their authors/designers, cause they created them.
Q: Who is more stupid than their authors/designers?
A: We, because we like to watch Superman and Batman.
Now a medical version of this joke.
Q: Who is the most stupid person in the world?
A: Medical students who are going to hospital, because they wear plastic bags on their foot.
Q: Who is more stupid than medical students who are going to hospital?
A: Medical students who are going to surgical department, because not only they wear plastic bags on their foot, they even wear plastic bags on their head.
Q: Who is more stupid than medical students who are going to surgical department?
A: The russians in Volgograd, because they created this rules.
Q: Who is more stupid than the russians?
A: Medical students, because they are following those rules.
I derived this joke from my internal disease lecturer. He asked us to bring slippers and medical caps, cause future doctors should have proper attire, and shouldn't put plastic bags on their foot or head. This rule (putting "plastic bags") sounds stupid but it is for hygienic purpose, especially in place with winter.
Q: Who is the most stupid person in the world?
A: Superman, because he wears underwear outside his pants.
Q: Who is more stupid than Superman?
A: Batman, because not only he wears underwear outside his pants, he also wears underwear on his head.
Q: Who is more stupid than Batman?
A: Their authors/designers, cause they created them.
Q: Who is more stupid than their authors/designers?
A: We, because we like to watch Superman and Batman.
Now a medical version of this joke.
Q: Who is the most stupid person in the world?
A: Medical students who are going to hospital, because they wear plastic bags on their foot.
Q: Who is more stupid than medical students who are going to hospital?
A: Medical students who are going to surgical department, because not only they wear plastic bags on their foot, they even wear plastic bags on their head.
Q: Who is more stupid than medical students who are going to surgical department?
A: The russians in Volgograd, because they created this rules.
Q: Who is more stupid than the russians?
A: Medical students, because they are following those rules.
I derived this joke from my internal disease lecturer. He asked us to bring slippers and medical caps, cause future doctors should have proper attire, and shouldn't put plastic bags on their foot or head. This rule (putting "plastic bags") sounds stupid but it is for hygienic purpose, especially in place with winter.
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